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In which our hero comes to a crossroads.
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Thank you for tuning in to the LAST EPISODE of Paired Season Two! We'll be back soon with Season Three, thank you so much for all your support!
Credits:
Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson
Editor - MJ
Cover Art - Adrian Theuma
Previously on Paired: *Bzzt* Whaaaaaaaa phoomp.
Paired
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Hello! Hello! Is anybody there? I’ve been wandering around in this big black space for it feels like forever and I’m so BORED. Ugh this is silly. Someone has to be here.
I know! I’ll leave a note. That way if I take a nap or, you know, die, someone will know where to find me and bring their beloved friend back to life.
To Whom It May Concern -
Hey there, it’s me, your friend Pairy. Lol, I got hit by lightning and now everything is dark, pretty crazy right?
If this ends up with who I think it will end up with, you know my whole deal. I hope you enjoyed all my fun adventures and enjoyable personality. You VOYEUR.
Soooo. How’s it going? Haha, don’t answer that, I know it’s super bad. Listen, you think you had a rough time? I had to BE there for the one where Liz cried, ugh. Hopefully by the time I get to talk to you in person that will all be done with.
*A noise in the distance*
What was that? I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that. I heard - *static noise*. Huh. I must be more fried than I thought.
Unfortunately for you, I can’t come over there and fix it for you.. And listen! Listen! Do you hear these words? I can’t fix that? Do you know how HARD it is for me to say it? I experienced huge emotional growth the past few months, and I hated every MINUTE of it.
But, if you get this, and you know, it’s still going down for real as they say, remember. You’ve seen me learn the difference between knowledge and wisdom. Wisdom is knowing how to use the knowledge you have in the best way possible. Confused? Don’t worry, just watch me, I’m awesome at it.
This is fun actually. Let me see if I can do a pan for you. You deserve it. Thaaaaaaaaank you for being a faaaaaaaaaaan.
That is all that is going on with me I guess. It has been fun, hope everything is ok. I don’t know what’s going to happen here because I got hit by lightning so now’s a convenient time to take a nap for the next month to forever. Maybe I won’t wake up at all! Ha, ha ha haha. I am extremely funny.
Remember, you’re doing fine. And I’m doing fine. I’m not doing great. And you might not be doing great either. But the fact of the matter is we’re still here. And I’m not going anywhere.
I’ll always remember you. Just kidding, I definitely won’t.
BYEEEEE,
Pairy.
**The sound from before starts again.**
What IS that? It sounds like? No….no it couldn’t be...
**The longer it goes on, the more we can clearly hear it’s a voice**
VOICE: "Pairy? Pairy? Hello? Hello can you hear me? It's me, Dr. Toretto."
PAIRY:.....WHAT?